
He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
– Marthe Jocelyn
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- Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church. – James Patterson
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- From that moment, and for the rest of my life, my mother’s words–perceptive and many others–have helped me to be the thing she saw and named in me. – Karen Swallow Prior
- An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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- The seeds of life inside my womb were present at my birth; a gift from mother’s mother, on back to Mother Earth. – Patricia Robin Woodruff
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