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Constipation ran Presley's life. Even his famous motto TCB-”-Š'Taking Care of Business'-”-Šsounds like a reference to bathroom matters.

Constipation ran Presley’s life. Even his famous motto TCB-”-Š’Taking Care of Business’-”-Šsounds like a reference to bathroom matters.
– Mary Roach

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