Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
– Maureen Johnson
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- It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee. – Maureen Johnson
- With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson – Jack Nicholson
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- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple Black
- As for Percy, he held his magic ballpoint pen like he was trying to decide whether to bust out some sword moves or autograph Nike’s chariot. – Rick Riordan
- I’m such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I’ve been up against, you’d want my autograph. I’m a real life superhero. – Crystal Woods
- Every craft is a self portrait of the maestro who does it. Autograph your work with greatness. – Sravani Saha Nakhro
- I discovered the bleeding when he licked my hand and left a swath of blood behind, death’s autograph. – Augusten Burroughs
- Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. – Maureen Johnson
- Fear can’t hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it’s a snake with no venom. – Maureen Johnson
- My final word: don’t follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! – Maureen Johnson
- Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it. – Maureen Johnson
- Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates? – Maureen Johnson
- I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson
- I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn’t care. – Maureen Johnson
- Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it. – Maureen Johnson
- Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat. – Maureen Johnson
- Sometimes people graduate but they don’t leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. – Maureen Johnson
- Jack, be nimble, Jack, be quickJill’s a little whore and her alibis are dirty tricks – Set it off
- You want to come back to the bank vault?- Jack says.The bank vault. That’s what Jack calls his house. – Allen Zadoff
- Dreams are like commercials, but her dreams are picture perfect… – Jack Johnson
- Can’t you see that it’s just raining?There ain’t no need to go outside. – Jack Johnson
- Girl, don’t let your dreams be dreams. You know this living’s not so hard as it seems. – Jack Johnson
- What is the purpose of my life, is it doesn’t have to do with learning to let go? – Jack Johnson
- Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. – Wendy Higgins
- Hey, A-D-D,- she called out to Claire, -œcome over and try these on. – Kimberly Derting
- Hey, GreenHollyWood the mistake was mine that I added you as a friend… I thought that you are my friend… but your irony doesn’t end. – Deyth Banger
- Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle. – Carl Hiaasen
- Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, ‘Hey. – Kamand Kojouri
- Hey girl, I saw the Apostle Paul and he said for you to greet me with a holy kiss. – Matthew Pierce
- I have female friends that get mails from publishers that read ‘Hey. I heard you write about sex. This is a very popular topic now’. – Martijn Benders
- A little bit of one story joins onto an idea from another, and hey presto, . . . not old tales but new ones. Nothing comes from nothing. – Salman Rushdie
- Hey GR, for the others that feel alone. I think you will find comfort in knowing that:Everybody’s Somebody’s Everything. I know I’m right. – Trelas A Dyson IV
- Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll. – Naima Simone
- You ate my dog, you undead freak!-Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is -˜corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude. – Adam P Knave
- Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it’s for you! – Mark Mackey
- Hey, GreenHollyWood ruin my vision. I don’t want to be gay… because what’s shown in Mr.Robot it’s geysish, mother ????er! – Deyth Banger
- Hey, be patient you’ll have to kiss a few frogs before you find one that’s your prince – Mya Waechtler
- But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I’m not liablefor my actions. So screw it, I’ll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions – Ellen Hopkins