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I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he’d be like the rest of them.
– Meredith Schorr

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  1. I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he’d be like the rest of them. – Meredith Schorr
  2. I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he’d be like the rest of them. – Meredith Schorr
  3. You kill one, there was another in his place, and what’s worse, his nephew now hated you, his friend now hated you. . . . There was no end. – Juliana Barbassa
  4. To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. She hoped he could move on one day and find happiness. He had the luxury to try. She hoped he would su – Kiersten Fay
  6. Girl listens to radio. Girl finds music. Girl has whole other world.Girl slips on headphones. World gone. – Kathleen Glasgow
  7. That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. – Rick Riordan
  8. Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don’t you think? I mean if you enjoy it. – Peter Heller
  9. Until you do your best, don’t try to take a rest. Until you take a leap, don’t try to sleep. Until you top, don’t try to stop. – Israelmore Ayivor
  10. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see anymore. – James Hetfield
  11. Stop thinking that racism is fun until a racist person get under your skin, that’s when you’ll know racism is not fun. – Werley Nortreus
  12. It takes a year, nephew… a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone. – Annie Proulx
  13. I have more concern for my nephew’s welfare than for Lannister pride. – George RR Martin
  14. I’ve never been so sure about the rest of my life than I am in this moment. This girl is the rest of my life. – Colleen Hoover
  15. I have no doubt that the nation has suffered more from undue secrecy than from undue disclosure. The government takes good care of itself. – Daniel Schorr
  16. For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  17. Listen until you’re the smartest.Learn until you’re the wisest.Live until you’re the merriest.Love until you’re the kindest. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  18. What he had hoped for was his ruin and what he had feared his salvation. – Michael Ende
  19. No one’s family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior. – Claire LaZebnik
  20. He hugged me, and I let him press me against his godlike body. What? A girl should have some fun sometimes. – Jennifer Loiske
  21. In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. – Amunhotep El Bey
  22. Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  23. 4 minutes in and this video has already given me an erection – Chrysisi
  24. Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection. – Victor Hugo
  25. These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. – Tom Perrotta
  26. Every time I so much as blink you get an erection. – Carla H Krueger
  27. I believe that is what they call an erection. ~ Double Teamed – Gia Blue
  28. Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn’t normal. – Kendall Ryan
  29. Dammit. I knew a four-hour erection wasn’t normal. – Kendall Ryan
  30. They had a deal before parting waysHe kept the good memoriesShe kept the bad memoriesHe loved her rest of his lifeShe hated him rest of her life – Subhasis Das
  31. Her hand warmed from his touch and she hoped the cloud-covered moon hid her blush. – Carla Reighard
  32. His was not a lazy trustfulness that hoped, and did no more. – Charles ens
  33. Wynn really hoped the squeal that followed her announcement came from Ella, because if Kees had made that sound, she feared for his testicles. – Christine Warren
  34. When he shut himself in his apartment he found that he hoped he was waiting for nothing at all. – Ramsey Campbell
  35. By dint of waiting, he hoped his heart would wear out and stop beating. What other way was there to stop loving someone? – AnneLaure Bondoux
  36. Angel was someone he’d never imagined having in his life, but always hoped for. She was more than worth the wait, and he was never letting her go. – Katie Reus
  37. The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro boy or girl without a chance to prove his worth. – Mary McLeod Bethune
  38. It’s a sad state of affairs when we make fun of people for reading instead of making reading fun for people. – Jen Selinsky
  39. People think that fun in Christ is non-existent, but there is fun wherever your heart lives. – Criss Jami
  40. When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things. – Joe Namath

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