Everything God created is good, with the possible exception of cats.
– Michael Wittmer
Related Quotes:
- A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley
- He loved dogs.She loved cats.That’s the only possible reason they could figure out for their after-marriage fighting like Cats & Dogs. – Bhavik Sarkhedi
- If really god is there, then God created us.If really god is not there, then we created God(Our creativity). – Madhu Kiran Software Engg
- God didn’t create the fear, fear created the God.God didn’t create humans, Humans created the God because of their fear. – John Art
- Everything created has a beginning, Destiny of the Endless…as everything created has an end. – Neil Gaiman
- With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon. – Groucho Marx
- For a God that created everything, it is mystifying why he created so much competition. – Trevor Treharne
- One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so. – Franz Kafka
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. – Jeff Valdez
- Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. – Robertson Davies
- If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. – Eugen Weber
- Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name – Bangambiki Habyarimana
- We are the cats inside. We are the cats who cannot walk alone, and for us there is only one place. – William S Burroughs
- Cats and monkeys – monkeys and cats – all human life is there! – Henry James
- Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. – Will Advise
- Ithink that theworld should be full of cats and full of rain, that’s all, justcats andrain, rain and cats, very nice, goodnight. – Charles Bukowski
- Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time. – Seanan McGuire
- Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest. – Lee Wardlaw
- I am forever yearning for ice cream.And cats. Lots and lots of cats. – Noor Ashour
- Little cats mean little kids, little kids mean little cats! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Cats will be cats. – Morrissey
- This was cheering. The real world was still there, it still contained puppies being puppies and cats being cats. – Kerry Greenwood
- Alice: I didn’t know that cheshire cats grinned. In fact, I didn’t know that cats could grin.Duchess: They can, and most of ’em do. – Rod Espinosa
- On the sixth day god created man,on the seventh day man created god.Now we are even. – AJ Beirens
- When God became lonelyhe created man,or was itwhen man became lonelyhe created God. – Melanie Exler
- Everything has an origin in it, and animals are no exception. – Ari Berk Carolyn Dunn
- Everything is light, everything is warmth, everything is electricity, everything is a magnetic field, everything is you. – LH
- Everything is false, everything is possible, everything is doubtful. – Guy de Maupassant
- Faith and beliefs are the common things in all religion, so God is the faith and the belief without exception. – Debasish Mridha
- Empowering children through the Word of God so excellence is the standard not the exception – Jacqui Wilson
- Divine determination and decree is this: that God has foreordained all people without exception unto eternal life, for his love is unconditional. – Bangambiki Habyarimana
- If people elsewhere want to do everything possible to make it to America, people in America must do all things possible to make it to heaven! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! – Stephen King
- Man kept control over the machines he created, I wish God would have done the same with the man he created. – Amit Kalantri
- God created man, Society created Class! – Jacob Addai
- Don’t just Recognize him.he don’t need your recognition. he created you, not you created him. Understand the GOD. – Aakash Sharma
- Yes, the same God who created all the universes created you as a one-of-a-kind. He knows you and loves you and commands you to love yourself. – Toni Sorenson
- Stephen Hawking asks, ‘what did God do before he created the Universe?’ Answer: He created Nothing – Atom Tate
- God has not created the earth for your entertainment, He has created the earth to take your help to increase the beauty of the universe. – Tanmaya Guru
- God is willing! God will save! God will rescue! God will restore! God will revive! God will empower! God willing and He will do it! – Israelmore Ayivor