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Juice is a poor man's dessert.

Juice is a poor man’s dessert.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  3. The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  40. Teaching school is like having jumper cables hooked to your brain, draining all the juice out of you. – Stephen King

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