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12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  2. Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  3. You want Change, today we’ll show you Change!Here’s your democracy, your human rights, eat it, eat eat eat! – NoViolet Bulawayo
  4. If you fulfill the wishes of your employees, the employees will fulfill your visions. – Amit Kalantri
  5. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. Employees go to school for 12 -“ 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 -“ 18 minutes interview. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  7. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  8. An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  9. If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  10. Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. We eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow and then we eat it. – Shirley Jackson
  13. Everyone wants to talk-talk-talk. Can’t we eat-eat-eat, and then talk? – Sarah J Maas
  14. The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything. – MF Moonzajer
  15. A man may study because his brain is hungry for knowledge, even Bible knowledge. But he prays because his soul is hungry for God. – Leonard Ravenhill
  16. What does it feel like to be lonely? It feels like being hungry: like being hungry when everyone around you is readying for a feast. – Olivia Laing
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  18. For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food -¦ just so they afford something to eat. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  20. Do not tell someone you are hungry if, whenever they feed you, you do not eat. – Criss Jami
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  22. Rape is not an extraordinary or evil act for an assailant. It is like forcing someone to eat when she is not hungry. – MF Moonzajer
  23. If you want to know the value of a day, ask someone who could not find food to eat or water to drink for a whole day when he is hungry. – Sunday Adelaja
  24. You wouldn’t have anything to eat back there, would you? Vampire maintenance is ????ing hungry work. – Isabelle Rowan
  25. Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. – Todd Stocker
  26. Certain bookworms eat books. Eat them, swear in them, spill things on them. – Tara Bray Smith
  27. Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!! – Neil Leckman
  28. We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons. – Sam Lipsyte
  29. eat whatever you meet along the way.If you come late don’t eat but wack yours with hers. – christian Thogolith
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  31. If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it. – Carolyn Chute
  32. The rich eat life, the poor eat death; so what is the problem they ask? – Anthony Liccione
  33. Do you live to eat or eat to live? – Debasish Mridha
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  35. Don’t eat till you’re full, eat till you’re tired. – Andrew Zimmern
  36. …having bowed to the inevitability of the dictum that we must eat to live, we should ignore it and live to eat… – MFK Fisher
  37. Don’t eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat. – Rip Esselstyn
  38. Eating healthy is not so much about what you eat, but what you don’t eat. – Clifford Cohen
  39. You are so beautiful, I could eat you,- he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her. – Jonas Eriksson
  40. What is with these guys? Where’s the thrill in watching snakes eat?I certainly didn’t thrill in watching humans eat. – Patrick Jennings

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