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Employment is an employee's kissing of an employer's ass. A salary is the employer's pretense to be cleaning his ass.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  1. Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  2. A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  3. Employees go to school for 12 -“ 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 -“ 18 minutes interview. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  4. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. 12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  7. 12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  8. If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  9. To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  10. The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  13. An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  14. We are trained to be employees, but no one said that we have endure a limited salary that barely keeps pace with inflation. – Carlos Roche
  15. An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  16. He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  17. If you fulfill the wishes of your employees, the employees will fulfill your visions. – Amit Kalantri
  18. Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Some women have kissed-”and some are kissing-”a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  20. If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. – George Brett
  21. I think I need to take frequent breaks from kissing your body to return to your lips, kissing you feels so good. – JY Tacheva
  22. They are kissing-”finally, extravagantly, like it’s the first thirty seconds of a kissing competition and they can’t imagine they’ll ever get tired. – JC Lillis
  23. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  24. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  25. Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  26. Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  27. Employment was invented to make education seem useful. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  28. Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  29. Self-employment killed the weekend. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  30. Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  31. A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  32. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  33. It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it. – Upton Sinclair
  34. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  35. The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
  36. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
  37. Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment. – Eoin Colfer
  38. Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you. – Cassandra Clare
  39. Adopting the language of a pretense only serves to ease participation in it. – Bartok
  40. The heart of the world is breaking under this load of pride and pretense. There is no release from our burden apart from the meekness of Christ. – AW Tozer

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