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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  2. The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. – Leigh Bardugoh
  3. You can steal someone’s work but you can’t steal the experience that he has gained from that work. – Rumman Bin Sadiq
  4. Government should never be able to do anything you can’t do. If you can’t steal from your neighbor, you can’t send the government to steal for you. – Ron Paul
  5. To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. – Abbie Hoffman
  6. Some people steal to stay alive, and some steal to feel alive. Simple as that. – VE Schwab
  7. When you let another steal your joy you give them power over you. Don’t let anyone steal your smile – Tammy Johnson
  8. Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  9. Perhaps we were friends first and lovers second.But then perhaps this is what lovers are. – Andr Aciman
  10. Only fools lay claims where lovers thread for when such love is renewed, lovers dance upon their heads. – Chinonye J Chidolue
  11. he stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of ???? buddies ever. – Larissa Ione
  12. Does it matter how long they were together that night? To lovers, an hour can last a century. But even for lovers, every hour ends. – Scott Snyder
  13. Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  14. We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  15. Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  16. Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  17. Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  18. A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  20. A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  21. There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  22. *Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  23. To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a -˜righteous’ form of ???????ution. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  24. Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  25. Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  26. If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular-”all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  27. Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have ‘a dream’ sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  28. Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  29. When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  30. A writer’s pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  31. To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  32. Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  33. Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  34. If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  35. A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader -¦ as an irritating voice is to a listener. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are ‘missed calls’ invented for? – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  38. Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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