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A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  1. I am very confident. I look confident. I act confident. I speak in a confident way… – Milton H Erickson
  2. Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  3. When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body -” or ?????? -” has to do the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  4. A ‘black’ man who draws a ‘black’ person with big lips is called observant. A ‘white’ man who does the same is called a racist. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  7. A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  8. A -˜white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A -˜black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.* – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  9. An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  10. School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her ??????. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man’s access to) their kids. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  13. Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  14. Annushka has already bought the sunflower oil, and has not only bought it, but has already spilled it. – Mikhail Bulgakov
  15. An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  16. For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  17. Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  18. An educated woman is seen as a human being with a ??????. An uneducated woman is seen as a ?????? with a human being. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  20. Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  21. To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  22. The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  23. A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  24. To leave a man’s ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  25. Love connects a man to his woman, money a woman to his man – Grazia Deledda
  26. The truest nature of a man comes out when he is sexually engaged – Prabhukrishna M
  27. Time is the only commodity in life that cannot be bought, sold, borrowed, given out as a gift and it cannot be inherited. – Sunday Adelaja
  28. Please, never tell me what ‘horror ?????ca’ is. Real #art is being lost in a bizarre swamp of over-processed, sexually exploitative garbage. – Carla H Krueger
  29. A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise – Jeaniene Frost
  30. I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator. – Anna Bayes
  31. Even if times are tough and you’re enduring a terrible heartache, it’s important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person. – Chelsea Handler
  32. Men exist because a vibrator can’t fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card… – Jill Shalvis
  33. I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries. – Wendy Byrne
  34. She wished now she’d brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. – Jill Shalvis
  35. Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  37. In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that fell for her man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that has left her man for another. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. You cannot conquer the mind of a man, if you do not know his heart and you cannot win over his heart, if so you do not know his mind. – Anita B Sulser PhD

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