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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  2. I can’t get her pregnant! I’m just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant. – Scylar Tyberius
  3. Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  4. In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that fell for her man. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. Married couples must pray and study the Bible daily. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  7. We came to realize how little married couples see of each other once they crawl in the bourgeois box. – Erica Jong
  8. Laws of attraction could build a strong relationship among married couples or friends. – Saaif Alam
  9. I’m married. And pregnant. – Edan Lepucki
  10. Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love -¦ or at least like. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  15. To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  16. He fell in love with the way she fell in love with everything besides him. – Polkadot
  17. I fell in love with you like the stars fell in love with the sky, without you I am empty and bare. – Seja Majeed
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  20. Painting, it is true, was undergoing a series of -isms reminiscent of the whims of a pregnant woman. – MFK Fisher
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  23. If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy. – Sunday Adelaja
  24. The novelist is more like a pregnant woman who delivers her own child unaided. A messy procedure, with lots of groaning. – David Mitchell
  25. I’m going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I’m a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. – Kim Gruenenfelder
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  27. The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. – Ann Landers
  28. Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I’m not married to. – Douglas Adams
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  30. Behind every successful man,there isn’t just a woman but a prayerful and hard working woman.If not every married man would be successful – ABC
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  32. There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  33. Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  34. A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  35. Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach-”not her heart-”that has left her man for another. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  37. A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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