Wine is to women as duct tape is to men – it fixes everything
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- Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. – Andy Weir
- You can’t make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. – J Richard Singleton
- Little girl, you could wrap my ???? in duct tape, and I’ll still make you see God. – Lilly Black
- If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I’m going to freak.Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747). – Jeana E Mann
- A good editor fixes. A superb editor fixes without ruining the original message of your book as a superb translator does as well. – BA Gabrielle
- When it comes to matters of dealing with the Government, one has to go through red tape just to get to the actual red tape. – JAdam Snyder
- As the wine matures in the wine bottle so doth the minds of men and woman through experience – Bradley Elis
- ?????c Romance is a complete women thing.. by the women for the women.. Men don’t even have an idea where women’s imaginations can reach..! – Himmilicious
- If women had power what would men be but women who can’t bear children? And what would women be but men who can? – Ursula K Le Guin
- When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women. – Sally Kempton
- Hagnon fixes a value to everything. It occurs to Alexander that the man would probably sell his mother for an obol and consider it a deal. – Eleanor Herman
- You were like fine wine, but cheap wine gets you drunk faster. – Dominic Riccitello
- With wine ideas flow, without ideas wine flows. – Michele Jennae
- Being loud after drinking wine doesn’t help. Being silent after drinking wine doesn’t help. Nothing really ever gets solved either way. – Mariel Hemingway
- Men forget everything women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened. – Rita Rudner
- Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Some men drink the blood of other men, all I drink is wine. – Mohsin Hamid
- there are no quick fixes. If we want our lives to change, we have to do the work. – Scott Stabile
- ????ing fixes nothing, but certain feelings are unavoidable. – Kris Kidd
- Deciding to commit yourself to long term results rather than short term fixes is as important as any decision you’ll make in your lifetime. – Anthony Robbins
- Silence heals nothing, fixes nothing, and unlocks nothing. Just because you don’t say something doesn’t make it any less true. – Mary Calmes
- Annual planning cycles doom you to short term fixes for long term problems – Gyan Nagpal
- A witch does not need to fix problems. She fixes the energy AROUND problems. Then the problems fix themselves-¦ – Dacha Avelin
- Women show men beauty in things beyond their ambitions. Women tell men to stop and smell the roses. – Criss Jami
- Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women? – Virginia Woolf
- When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. – Warren Farrell
- Women marry men hoping they will change. They don’t. Men marry women hoping they won’t change. They do. – Bettin Arndt
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. – Margaret Atwood
- There was a time when Men functioned through the mind and Women from their heart, now its Men who feel more and women think more… – Ramana Pemmaraju
- The Every Single Women to whom I met they are not happy with their men, and the men either not happy with their women! – sid
- Maslow did not make two different pyramids, one for men and one for women. He did not differentiate in identifying what men want and what women want. – Shahla Khan
- men are comfortable around strange women, but women are rarely comfortable around strange men. – Christina Escamilla
- To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- This is a love story. It’s about the good old days, when men were men and women were women and books were books. – Jonathan Galassi
- If you love someone very trulyyou will start seeing other women’s/men’s just like other women’s/men’s – Jaiendra Puri
- Everything is light, everything is warmth, everything is electricity, everything is a magnetic field, everything is you. – LH
- hearing women singing about themselves – rather than men singing about women – makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible – Caitlin Moran
- Tape the sound of the moon fading at dawn. Give it to your mother to listen to when she’s in sorrow. – Yoko Ono
- Not all races are run on a track. And not all finish lines are marked by ticker tape. – Toni Sorenson