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On the stand, I asked the witness, -œWhat's your occupation?--œMake-up artist.--œObjection!- I replied, -œLack of foundation.

On the stand, I asked the witness, -œWhat’s your occupation?--œMake-up artist.--œObjection!- I replied, -œLack of foundation.
– Natalya Vorobyova

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