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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.
– Nicki Elson

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  1. Beware to entertain strangers, thereby you may entertain an angel unawares…New Testament. – New Testament in EnglishArabic
  2. The difference between the old Testament and the new testament is that God doesn’t want sacrifices anymore – Sunday Adelaja
  3. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. – Nicki Elson
  4. I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. – Nicki Elson
  5. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. – Nicki Elson
  6. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus – Nicki Elson
  7. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. – Nicki Elson
  8. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson
  9. That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? – Nicki Elson
  10. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? – Nicki Elson
  11. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. – Nicki Elson
  12. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? – Nicki Elson
  13. It’s complicated. He’s not-¦’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get. – Nicki Elson
  14. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. – Nicki Elson
  15. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? – Nicki Elson
  16. Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. – Nicki Elson
  17. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. – Nicki Elson
  18. Oh.- It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning -” none of which merely meant oh. – Nicki Elson
  19. He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. – Nicki Elson
  20. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. – Nicki Elson
  21. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. – Nicki Elson
  22. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. – Nicki Elson
  23. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? – Nicki Elson
  24. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? – Nicki Elson
  25. She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body. – Nicki Elson
  26. Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I’ll rub off one before I go to sleep – Jeaniene Frost
  27. Hot, raunchy and funny. -”GiveMeBooks – Scarlett Avery
  28. I enjoy books as misers enjoy treasures, because I know I can enjoy them whenever I please. – Michel de Montaigne
  29. You don’t ask what a dance means. You enjoy it. You don’t ask what the world means. You enjoy it. You don’t ask what you mean. You enjoy it. – Joseph Campbell
  30. Don’t clock off from life, you are still standing and that is testament there is more to live. Embrace life. – Tony Curl
  31. Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime. – Bill Maher
  32. Don’t use your past history as an excuse to be miserable. Use your past as a testament to show the world just how far you have come. – Miya Yamanouchi
  33. Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. – Ambrose Bierce
  34. We have taken the holistic message preached in the Old Testament and New Testaments and reduced our message to the entry point into the Kingdom. – Landa Cope
  35. You embody the strength of 10,000 moons and your life will be a testament of it. Ase – Kierra CT Banks
  36. One of the most important things God wants to teach us from the Old Testament is how not to live. – Billy Graham
  37. You didn’t learn the Bible as a Fundamentalist. You learned fragments of Old Testament legalism mixed with Behaviorism & Nietzschean ethics – Jeri Massi
  38. After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun – Stephen Colbert
  39. As for diet, there is no biblical diet that is required for God’s people today as there was in the Old Testament. – David Cloud
  40. Church, in the New Testament sense of the word, is not a meeting we attend, but a group of which we are a part, and a group we serve within. – Keri Wyatt Kent

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