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One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus
– Nicki Elson

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  1. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus. – Nicki Elson
  2. Jack, I think I’m having a mid-life crisis. Oh Mom, you’re way too old to be having a mid-life crisis. – Irene RubaumKeller
  3. I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. – Nicki Elson
  4. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her. – Nicki Elson
  5. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy. – Nicki Elson
  6. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson
  7. That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? – Nicki Elson
  8. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best? – Nicki Elson
  9. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society. – Nicki Elson
  10. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? – Nicki Elson
  11. It’s complicated. He’s not-¦’ Human? ‘He’s playing hard to get. – Nicki Elson
  12. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you. – Nicki Elson
  13. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world? – Nicki Elson
  14. Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. – Nicki Elson
  15. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor. – Nicki Elson
  16. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it. – Nicki Elson
  17. Oh.- It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning -” none of which merely meant oh. – Nicki Elson
  18. He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long. – Nicki Elson
  19. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me. – Nicki Elson
  20. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. – Nicki Elson
  21. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds. – Nicki Elson
  22. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you? – Nicki Elson
  23. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted? – Nicki Elson
  24. She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body. – Nicki Elson
  25. A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES. – William Makepeace Thackeray
  26. In the grammar of the phallus — the I, I, I — [woman] can’t utter female experience. – Nancy Mairs
  27. The mid-19th century was noted for a partisan, rather than a consensus press, but this partisanship was able to turn out voters consistently. – Harold Holzer
  28. Move away from the mid-set that the fulfillment of the organization’s mission, vision, and strategic plan is only the work of leaders. – Sue Tetzlaff
  29. Fate has carried me’Mid the thick arrows: I will keep my stand–Not shrink and let the shaft pass by my breastTo pierce another. – George Eliot
  30. Some build their castles ‘mid thunderbolts and fireworks. My worlds take shape in silence. – Richelle E Goodrich
  31. We are never truly ourselves as we are mid-roll. – Chris Matakas
  32. If no one seems to understandStart your own revolution and cut out the mid – Billy Bragg
  33. Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s. – Jessica Simpson
  34. Not only the dead are dead but also those who are deprived of their freedoms are also dead! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  35. And it occurs to me that there’s no real difference between us, the living and the dead; it’s just a matter of tense: past-dead and future-dead – Rick Yancey
  36. Don’t cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  37. But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. – Nicki Minaj
  38. We all have scars. Just because mine are hidden doesn’t make them any less painful. – Nicki Salcedo
  39. Good advice I always hated, but lookin back it made me greater. – Nicki Minaj
  40. You could never understand why I grind like I doMakiyah & Jalani why I grind like I do – Nicki Minaj

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