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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
– Norton Juster

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  1. The fact that none of these civic worriers had ever heard of such a case was unimportant, because they all had heard of somebody who had heard of it! – Sinclair Lewis
  2. You’re not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can’t see through you like cellophane. – Rebecca McNutt
  3. The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play. – Tim Kreider
  4. Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life. – Norton Juster
  5. And Milo, full of thoughts and questions, curled up on the pages of tomorrow’s music and eagerly awaited the dawn. – Norton Juster
  6. …it’s just as bad to live in a place where what you do see isn’t there as it is to live in one where what you don’t see is. – Norton Juster
  7. We never choose which words to use, for as long as they mean what they mean to mean, we don’t care if they make sense or nonsense. – Norton Juster
  8. And that’s why people no longer care which words they use as long as they use lots of them. – Norton Juster
  9. You weren’t thinking and you weren’t paying attention either. People who don’t pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums. – Norton Juster
  10. He paused again as a tear of longing rolled from cheek to lip with the sweet-salty taste of an old memory. – Norton Juster
  11. A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect. Be gone, odious wasp! You smell of decayed syllables. – Norton Juster
  12. Rhyme and reason answer all problems – Norton Juster
  13. Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being. – James Baldwin
  14. Taggle was absorbed in the meat pie. -˜It’s covered in BREAD,’ he huffed. -˜What fool has covered MEAT with BREAD? – Erin Bow
  15. Ruth knew very well what the killer thought he had heard: he’d heard the sound of someone trying not to make a sound – that’s what he’d heard. – John Irving
  16. The family – that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. – Dodie Smith
  17. A path toward Truth is darkness; a journey through the woods, at night, blindfolded. Find ‘Self’ & you can find Light with eyes closed. – Ace Antonio Hall
  18. If you’re not quite cognizant of your madness, then you’re deliberately blindfolded to your supposedly fake reality – Menna Anwar
  19. In the land of the seeing, the blindfolded lady justice is Queen. – Chad Almadani
  20. Sometimes we live as if we are blindfolded. – Sunday Adelaja
  21. No words. Just my finger pointing in silence. My finger silently saying, ‘Unwrap me, darling. – James Lusarde
  22. Your imagination is a gift, unwrap it. – Jaeda DeWalt
  23. Perhaps the gift you seek already resides within you awaiting the day you choose to unwrap it. – Truth Devour
  24. Some memories are presents that I’m unable to unwrap over and over. – Brian James
  25. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.-¨ – Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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  27. Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! – Drew Barrymore
  28. The candy colored coral snake.The iridescent blue-ringed octopus.D̩colletage.Beware of conspicuous beauty.Its venom can be deadly. РKhang Kijarro Nguyen
  29. But always, at moments when his mind was like a blind octopus, squirming in an agony of knife-cuts, she would drop in that accusation. – Ford Madox Ford
  30. exaggeration is the octopus of the English language – Matthew Pearl
  31. She exuded sexuality almost tangible, like ink obscuring the waters around the octopus before it strikes. – Travis Luedke
  32. In their brief time together Slothrop forms the impression that this octopus is not in good mental health, though where’s his basis for comparing? – Thomas Pynchon
  33. music heard so deeplyThat it is not heard at all, butyou are the musicWhile the music lasts. – TS Eliot
  34. If you don’t speak then you are not heard, and if you are not heard then you don’t really exist – Anuranjita Kumar
  35. There are more places you haven’t heard of then you’re heard of!’ I loved that – Jonathan Safran Foer
  36. Sometimes we just need to be heard-¦ There are times in life when being heard leads to being healed. – Steve Maraboli
  37. We all want, above all, to be heard. We want to be understood-”heard for what we think we are saying, for what we know we meant. – Deborah Tannen
  38. I am more than less, but less than worthy. Worthy to be heard, but heard in silence – Paul Morabito
  39. You’re like a song I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew untill I heard it again – Maggie Stiefvater
  40. It was the moment I heard your laughter. The moment I heard us laughing, two cascades in the middle of a desert, careless and uninhibited. – Malak El Halabi

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