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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  26. Memory is a few lines snipped from a larger story that we are privileged to tuck away between the pages of our minds. – Craig D Lounsbrough
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  29. The circumstances of our lives are pieces of a larger scheme in the puzzle of life, and in His Perfect Wisdom, the pieces fit. – Renae Jones
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