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Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  1. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  3. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  4. Everything is a contest. All dealings among men are a contest in which some will succeed and others fail. And some are failing quite spectacularly. – Brandon Sanderson
  5. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  7. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  8. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  13. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  18. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  19. when I drive the freeways I see the soul of humanity ofmy city and it’s ugly, ugly, ugly: the living have choked theheartaway. – Charles Bukowski
  20. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  21. Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up. – Andrew Galasetti
  22. Discipline is for professionals. Motivation is for amateurs. – JR Rim
  23. Digital professionals with growth mind can step out of their own comfort zone more easily, walking the talk and leading change more confidently. – Pearl Zhu
  24. The medical professionals should fight PTSD at every cost for those living in pain and the battles they’ve lost. – Stanley Victor Paskavich
  25. We do not have to be mental health professionals to identify the traits of the possible sociopaths among us. – PA Speers
  26. Most men have professions, yet few act like professionals. – Chris Murray
  27. Learn good things from professionals but do not change like professional,it doesn’t mean on what position they are.. – Raghava
  28. There’s a fine line between career criminals and career professionals because most of us fall somewhere in between. – Samantha Leahy
  29. Public speaking professionals say that you win or lose the battle to hold your audience in the first 30 seconds of a given presentation. – John Medina
  30. War…is ugly and brutalizing, and the nobility is in doing it without becoming ugly and brutalizing. – Dana KramerRolls
  31. (When told that he is a drunk) My dear, you are ugly; but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Sir Winston Churchill
  32. If beautiful lilies bloom in ugly waters, you too can blossom in ugly situations. – Matshona Dhliwayo
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  34. Only the beautiful can acknowledge all that is beautiful, and only the ugly can acknowledge all that is ugly as being beautiful. – Suzy Kassem
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  37. Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever. – Cassandra Clare
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  39. Winners see the victory before the contest begins and before they cross the finish line. Get yourself ready. SEE THE VICTORY. – Bobby F Kimbrough Jr
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