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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  2. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  3. Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  4. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  5. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  6. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  7. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  8. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot. – Nicholas Sparks
  13. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  18. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  19. I’m half good and I’m half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of…here. – C JoyBell C
  20. My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce. – Joyce Brothers
  21. When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family. – Liane Moriarty
  22. Do not let your divorce define you and the rest of your life. Let go of anger and embrace the future possibilities of infinitesimal happiness – Divorce Goddess
  23. For you where never my blood sister so no more shall I call you little sister – Helen Dunmore
  24. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  25. You know what it’s like to *lose* yourself in a story. We have brother and sister *souls*. – Mike Carey
  26. You are my brother. You are my sister. We are one human family. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  27. But being a brother or a sister (if you are lucky enough) is the role of a lifetime. – Holly Goldberg Sloan
  28. The relation of woman to husband, of of daughter to father, of sister to brother, is a relation of vassalage. – Simone de Beauvoir
  29. The relation of woman to husband, of daughter to father, of sister to brother, is a relation of vassalage. – Simone de Beauvoir
  30. How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord? – Katie MacAlister
  31. True compassion sees each person as a brother or sister and acts accordingly. – Dillon Burroughs
  32. To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral. – Abbie Hoffman
  33. We must resist in-group thinking and practice seeing every soul as a brother or sister in a larger grouping of humans on earth. – Bryant McGill
  34. What differentiates brother most from brother and beast is neither purpose, perspective nor prowess. It is simply intent. – Gavin Mills
  35. And at that moment, Thibaut knew he was a murderer. He had murdered his brother that night; he had taken away his brother’s soul. – C JoyBell C
  36. It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea. – Dylan Thomas
  37. Plunder, ravage and kill; the secret works of the repugnant. Since the fall of man and brother killing brother, evil has owned the night. – Dennis F Larsen
  38. Their daddy was fond of saying that mistakes weren’t sins. The sin was not to learn from them. – Judith Henry Wall
  39. Spending time with mama is the best time I ever spent other than remembering Mighty Allah. – Irfa Rahat
  40. Mama says love is a sickness of the heart. Only the weak fall under its spell. – Katlyn Charlesworth

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