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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  1. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  3. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  4. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  5. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  6. Think outside of the box. Work outside of the box. Dream outside of the box. Succeed outside of the box. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  7. Men think they like to be challenged. The truth is, they only like to be challenged if they win. – Karen Hawkins
  8. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  13. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  18. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
  19. Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  20. If ye wear underwear, it’s a skirt. If ye dinna, it’s a kilt. – Vonnie Davis
  21. No matter how strong you are, you don’t just fight any fight at all! When you fight a wrong fight, you die a wrong death! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  22. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  23. Once a month, for one evening, we are free to wear our natural skins. We are on the outside as we are internally. – DR Hedge
  24. And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. – Chuck Palahniuk
  25. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. – Chuck Norris
  26. Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. – Suzanne Collins
  27. What the hell are you doing with my underwear?- He kept his response flippant. -œI don’t have this color in my collection. – Miranda Liasson
  28. No matter what life throws at you, fight with your eyes wide open to fight a good fight. – Valencia Mackie
  29. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin
  30. Fight, fight, fight and get that money, money, money. ‘Cause happiness can’t buy even a nickel. – Ari Gold
  31. How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. – Jim Benton
  32. Superman’s scourge is kryptonite. Fear’s kryptonite is laughter. – Richelle E Goodrich
  33. Everyone starts to think they are -˜Superman’ from the moment they know their bad time has turned into the best. – Bhavik Sarkhedi
  34. The only way to change the world is to quit thinking it’s a job for Superman. Real power lies in your own hands. – Richelle E Goodrich
  35. Why can’t one live a life of disappearing?An invisible man- the real superman. – Aporva Kala
  36. Walk amongst the natives by day, but in your heart be Superman. – Gene Simmons
  37. So many sit around, waiting for superman, when in fact, Wonder Woman lies within. – Kristina Canady
  38. The superman exists and he’s American. – Alan Moore
  39. He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals. – Patricia Briggs
  40. So, what you’re saying is, just because a warrior is a woman doesn’t mean they yhave to wear a chain mail bikini? Like, they could wear…real armor? – Jeremy Whitley

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