Wait, seriously, what’s a piss pot?
– Pat Shand
Related Quotes:
- Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot? – Pat Shand
- It’s a new world, sweetie. We build our own destinies. – Pat Shand
- Tell me you’ll never lie to me again, and I’ll go with you. – Pat Shand
- Well, this has been some shit. – Pat Shand
- Enjoy your cinna????s! – Pat Shand
- It’s morning now, and I miss the soft rasp of her voice already. Ugh. I’m in trouble, aren’t I? – Pat Shand
- Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it ‘holiday gumbo’. – Molly Harper
- If you don’t take life seriously,Life will take you, seriously! – Ana Claudia Antunes
- Words are to be taken seriously. I try to take seriously acts of language. Words set things in motion. – Toni Cade Bambara
- The overriding reason why we should take other people’s cultures seriously is because God has taken ours seriously. – John RW Stott
- Then I thought, boy, isn’t that just typical? You wait and wait and wait for something, and then when it happens, you feel sad. – Sharon Creech
- Forget the threat of Hell’s infernal flames. The true torture would condemn a man to wait and wait and wait – for an eternity – Sharon Kay Penman
- I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss. – Stephen King
- Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls. – Nora Roberts
- Now whenever I left class to go to the boys’ room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood. – Kenneth Logan
- My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn’t you. – Orson Scott Card
- Maybe it’s just a daughter’s job to piss off her mother. – Chuck Palahniuk
- You can’t get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It’s the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. – Colleen Hoover
- Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys’ piss. I like to get in the mood. – Peter Milligan
- In the first years of our lives we learn how to shit, talk, walk, sleep, eat and, most importantly, how to royally piss off our parents. – AG Phillips
- Great, numbskull. Just bloody great. You’ve already managed to piss off the Queen. What’s next on your agenda, setting fire to Disneyland? – Thea Harrison
- His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. – Kiersten Fay
- I’d gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the ???? off. Hard. – SA Tawks
- I’d rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You’re Busting My Nuptials – Ann Everett
- Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama – Their father can order an assassination, don’t piss him off. – David C Holley
- Superfast beings shouldn’t piss off the comics geek-girl. – Gini Koch
- If there was anything he’d learned in his life, it was to fight fire with fire, and if that didn’t work, piss on the fire to put it out. – Marissa Clarke
- Yeah, try wearing a piss cutter for eight years-¦ then it wouldn’t be so bad. – William Elias
- Don’t be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day. – Ziad K Abdelnour
- I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I’ll be eligible to win a free Bible – Stanley Victor Paskavich
- I don’t know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood. – Cheree Smith
- The best way to piss off your enemies is to out-succeed, out laugh and out live them. – Christina Engela
- I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride. – JA Redmerski
- Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark – Graham Chapman
- Go on,- he offered magnanimously. -œFeel free to piss on yourselves andcower helplessly.-Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. – GA Aiken
- Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are. – Matt Haig
- You mean you don’t want to come in and hold my hand while I piss? – Nenia Campbell
- Ambition is not a dirty word. Piss on compromise. Go for the throat. – Steven Erikson
- This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off – Suzanne Morrison
- If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard. – Pter Zilahy