There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
– Quentin Crisp
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- She has to have four arms, four legs, four eyes, two hearts, and double the love. There is nothing -œsingle- about a single mom. – Mandy Hale
- Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. – Zack Love
- You’re paved in my heart like an old road. Like the pebbles in a pebble field, dirt in dirt, dust in dust, cobwebs in cobwebs. – KyungSook Shin
- Back in Russia we were dirt-poor. Here in the West we are still poor but have risen above the dirt to tower alongside stalks of grass! – Vera Nazarian
- Whisky, gambling and Ferraris are better than housework. – Franoise Sagan
- Writing is a wonderful way to spend the day. Particularly when the alternative is housework! – J Mary Masters
- Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. – Erma Bombeck – Lynn Kellan
- It is no coincidence that, on all four sides, in all four corners, the borders of the Roman Empire stopped where wine could no longer be made. – Neel Burton
- Years of love, followed by heartache. Those are the years that define me.Those are the years that know-“ love’s eternity is you. – C Elizabeth
- I just love the smell of an old book store and the feel of the crisp pages along my fingertips. – Leah Spiegel
- I’d love to wake up to complete silence, white sheets, and the smell of crisp air and roses. – Maria Elena
- Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July? – Robert Clark
- Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple. – JK Rowling
- Autumn is hereand I am in love.My heart has taken residence in my mind.I pick the crisp ochre leaves and put them in my pocket.I am in love. – Kamand Kojouri
- The Decision…I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before… – Muse
- What is life if not laughter and love, caring and compassion, fresh bread and crisp radishes? – James Kavanaugh
- Three scents accompany my memories of this place: cut wood, poppy-seed bread, and the soft, crisp smell of snow. – Elif Shafak
- A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright. – George RR Martin
- The day is crisp and clear, almost like every other morning he’s taken the same walk in the snow, hiking to the forest and back. – MC Frank
- A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads. – Quentin R Bufogle
- Much of what we accomplish in the church is due to the selfless service of women. – Quentin L Cook
- Just a thought for all you God-fearin’, gun-lovin’, Bible-thumpin’ 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven’s a gun-free zone, what’s plan B??? – Quentin R Bufogle
- God might not be dead, but he’s sure as hell missing in action. – Quentin R Bufogle
- 99% of all problems can be solved by money — and for the other 1% there’s alcohol. – Quentin R Bufogle
- A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I’d trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money. – Quentin R Bufogle
- What’s this business about the ‘little man in the canoe?’ If it’s big enough for a canoe, it’s too big for me. – Quentin R Bufogle
- God doesn’t send atheists to Hell — there’s no room with all the Christians down there. – Quentin R Bufogle
- It’s easy to have high morals when you’d be safe naked in the middle of San Quentin Prison. – Ed Williams
- If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live. – Maurice Maeterlinck
- I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. – Dana Carvey
- After four thousand years we can’t even prove that reality exists beyond the mind of the first-person dreamer. – Peter Watts
- After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words. – Steve Kluger
- You cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust. – Jessica Fortunato
- Now, four years out of high school, I’m in an environment where people appreciate personality over appearance, and that makes me happy. – Connor Franta
- You stay married thirty-four years, you don’t have to prove who’s got the bigger balls. Just take it for granted she does. – Jamie Farrell
- Until that afternoon in October four years ago, I hadn’t known dogs could scream. – Stephen King
- The creation of the United States of America is the central event of the past four hundred years. – Walter A McDougall
- Every four years we go through the same cycle of hope and disillusionment. – Sheri Holman