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I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend's period has become painless for me

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me
– Randy Kagan

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  9. Being dead wasn’t supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless – Kiersten White
  10. So those pills that offered painless relief stayed stored on the shelf, out of the strength of her reach, high atop the altar of platitudes. – JR Hamantaschen
  11. To bite off your shadow is neither easy nor painless. It demands a single-mindedness that is almost unknown in this day. – Neil Gaiman
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  24. The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) – Elaine Kagan
  25. That melting pot stuff was always more about what this country wanted to believe about itself than the way people really felt. – Wally Lamb
  26. The empath helps others by absorbing some of their pain, but who helps the empath? – Donna Lynn Hope
  27. We have a lot of questions, and we want to understand.Music helps with that .Music helps with everything. – Lisa Schroeder
  28. Pain helps the body grow.Riddles help the mind grow.Loss helps the heart grow.Temptations help the soul grow. – Matshona Dhliwayo
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