Men forget everything women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replay in sports. They’ve already forgotten what’s happened.
– Rita Rudner
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- When men do not forget what can be forgotten but forget what cannot be forgotten – that may be called true forgetting. – Zhuangzi
- The Djojobojo Prophecy doesn’t just tell you WHAT happened and WHERE it happened…it tells you WHY it happened! – Yvonne B Murtha
- I remember making that vow, the one not to forget. Not to remember what happened, but to remember who I was and how I felt. – Neil Gaiman
- And the moral of the story is that you don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened. – John Green
- In this instant of danger they realized they were each other’s reason for living, and into this instant they threw their whole being. – Anas Nin
- Some say that pregnancy make a woman an instant mother. To that I say, I became an instant woman the day I became a mother. – Efrat Cybulkiewicz
- The instant is not in time — time is in the instant. – John Barbour
- This instant which I cannot leave, which locks me in and limits me on every side, this instant I am made of will be no more than a confused dream. – JeanPaul Sartre
- Remember why we live. Remember warmth, remember good food. Remember friends, and song, and evenings spent around the hearth. – Brandon Sanderson
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- We’ve already been killed, all of us. It happened so long ago, we’ve forgotten it. – Yasmina Khadra
- If women had power what would men be but women who can’t bear children? And what would women be but men who can? – Ursula K Le Guin
- Forget your voice, sing!Forget your feet, dance!Forget your life, live!Forget yourself and be! – Kamand Kojouri
- Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women? – Virginia Woolf
- When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women. – Sally Kempton
- People forget that old women were young once, but d’you think we old women forget? In my heart, I’m still thirty. – Megan Chance
- It’s like they’ve forgotten everything important, isn’t it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist. – Katherine Rundell
- You don’t always get to know what happened, or why things happened a certain way, but it always, always, goes deeper than any one thing. – Abby Fabiaschi
- Forget race, forget gender, forget religion, and become a human my friend. Become a human above everything else, and all great things shall follow. – Abhijit Naskar
- In one terrible instant, that terrible thing happened, the single most tragic experience of my, and just about any, childhood: boredom. – Harrison Scott Key
- Why is it so tough to forget pain and tougher to remember happiness.We treasure our scars but forget to live on our smiles. – Hanif Hassan Barbhuiya
- Cursed, cursed creator! Why did I live? Why, in that instant, did I not extinguish the spark of existence which you had so wantonly bestowed? – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
- Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn’t have. – Ljupka Cvetanova
- Some people would never forget certain people, a few people would remember everyone, and most of us would mostly be forgotten. – Joshua Ferris
- Why-why-why!… Ask it of everything your mind touches, and let you mind touch everything! – Ann Fairbairn
- Now you know what hurt it brings to women when men come into the world. Remember, and make it up to your Mama and to all women. – Richard Llewellyn
- Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- We do not remember days, we remember moments. The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten – Cesare Pavese
- We at Apple had forgotten who we were. One way to remember who you are is to remember who your heroes are. – Steve Jobs
- I can’t remember what I really felt. Maybe nothing happened, maybe these emotions I remember are not the right emotions. – Margaret Atwood
- Women invented misery, but we don’t understand it. – Rita Dove
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. – Margaret Atwood
- men are comfortable around strange women, but women are rarely comfortable around strange men. – Christina Escamilla
- To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- This is a love story. It’s about the good old days, when men were men and women were women and books were books. – Jonathan Galassi
- If you love someone very trulyyou will start seeing other women’s/men’s just like other women’s/men’s – Jaiendra Puri