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You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

You gotta look out for number one, but don’t step in number two!
– Rodney Dangerfield

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  2. What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. – Rodney Dangerfield
  3. Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. – Rodney Dangerfield
  4. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers. – Rodney Dangerfield
  5. When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back – Rodney Dangerfield
  6. I’m not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. – Rodney Dangerfield
  7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
  8. Screw it. Girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. – Kennedy Ryan
  9. I’m not a slave, man. I just gotta sign out, say where I’m going, what time I’ll be back and then I gotta sign back in. – Ben H Winters
  10. The step that we are on is only a step to the next place, and no step regardless of how massive is ever a destination. – Craig D Lounsbrough
  11. I dont hate it he thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark; I dont. I dont! I dont hate it! I dont hate it! – William Faulkner
  12. I know what you want, darlin’. You go on and ask me nicely and you might just get it. – Eve Dangerfield
  13. So, daddy, huh?C’mon Blue-Eyes, don’t be like that. You kept screaming -˜more’ and it was the dirtiest thing I could think of. – Eve Dangerfield
  14. He’s more how Satan would look if he needed to seduce you into drowning a baby. – Eve Dangerfield
  15. You’d be impatient and that’s understandable, but if you were making too much noise, I’d find something better for that big sweet mouth to do. – Eve Dangerfield
  16. Not only were science and religion compatible, they were inseparable–the rise of science was achieved by deeply religious Christian scholars. – Rodney Stark
  17. People generally believe that which they wish to believe and disbelieve that which is unpleasant. – Rodney L Petersen
  18. Freedom and security are not compatible. As one increases the other diminishes. – Rodney L Petersen
  19. You know I love to spend my mornings, like sunlight dancing on your skin – Rodney Crowell
  20. I had a dream about you, and in the dream you were dreaming of me. We were meant for each other subconsciously. – Rodney Jenkins
  21. Now is much better then was, and if and when aren’t as great as now – yet. – Rodney Richards
  22. there are no great things in life, only great challenges which ordinary people rise to Meet. – Rodney Masemola
  23. Over the years I’ve really believed when you think you’re in danger, you are probably not and when you have no idea, you probably are. – Rodney s
  24. If you use the term ‘over-exaggerate,’ you know the definition neither of ‘exaggerate’ nor of ‘over. – Rodney Ulyate
  25. We are all bodybuilders, so build the house you want to live in. – Rodney Page
  26. Guantánamo Bay’s motto: ‘Safe, humane, legal, transparent detention.’ Four adjectives describing one sick joke. – Rodney Ulyate
  27. But at what age are you forgiven your trespasses? – Rodney Ross
  28. Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. – JJ McAvoy
  29. Every decision you make takes you one step closer to being wealthy … or one step further away. – Shay Olivarria
  30. A magician may step out without a purse, but he should never step out without a pack of playing cards. – Amit Kalantri
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  32. I know of no better or quicker way to step into my greatness than to step out of what’s familiar. – Vironika Tugaleva
  33. Change starts with YOU. When you step up, you invite others to step up, too. – Mandy Hale
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  35. Stage fright is very common and could be overcomed through step by step processes, but stuttering is a fright that takes time to conquer. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  36. You’ll never know the kind of person you could be until you take that first step, all alone, into the great unknown. Very few take the step. – Hannah Harding
  37. The first step is the best step in a journey towards a destination. – Debasish Mridha
  38. Every journey starts with the first step and the thousands upon thousands steps before you reach the end. Enjoy every step. – Pamela Cummins
  39. Step by step a mountain is conquered. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  40. Nobody’s perfect. We’re all just one step up from the beasts and one step down from the angels. – Jeannette Walls

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