Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
– Rodney Dangerfield
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- I’m not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. – Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
- You gotta look out for number one, but don’t step in number two! – Rodney Dangerfield
- For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed. – Joe Dunthorne
- A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket. – Groucho Marx
- If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector? – Nicole Fende
- Gnan is that which does not let kashays arise when one’s pocket is picked. – Dada Bhagwan
- A mob always picked its own leaders, and it always picked the right ones. – Stephen King
- This thing between them, the force of it, could devour the world. And if they picked it, picked them, it might very well cause the end of it. – Sarah J Maas
- Stupid patriarchal culture with stupid ideas of beauty-”stupid me for going along with it. – Marni Bates
- I wanted to grab his stupid ears and smash his stupid head against the door until his stupid brains leaked out. Instead, I did nothing. – Cat Clarke
- You know how it is – some hot guys don’t make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all. – Sylvia Day
- I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
- Guys don’t want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good. – Sheryl J Anderson
- There are no good guys or bad guys. Not really – Samantha Hunt
- Nice guys finish last but bad guys don’t finish at all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- We aren’t the good guys, Anita. We’re the necessary guys. -Edward – Laurell K Hamilton
- I’d run. But maybe you can’t run. Think of that, too.’ His yellow eyes seemed to look inward, and he sounded tired. ‘Sometimes you can’t run. – Robert Jordan
- This is not about going back. This is about life being ahead of you and you run at it! Because you never know how far you can run unless you run. – Penny Chenery Secretariat
- No…No…We don’t walk away but when we’re holding on to something precious we run. We run away. We run as fast as we can. – The Doctor
- When doing a job -” any job -” one must feel that he owns it, and act as though he will remain in that job forever. – Hyman G Rickover
- You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
- I had a whole evening planned. I was hoping to sweep you off your feet. Like those guys in your stupid books. – Lisa Brown Roberts
- When everything seems to be going wrong with you, you must remember the airplane takes off against the wind – Sunday Adelaja
- My airplane is quiet, and for a moment still an alien, still a stranger to the ground, I am home. – Richard Bach
- She launched the airplane and it caught a current and circled down toward the town, like a promise of something good. – AS King
- An entrepreneur is someone who will jump off a cliff and assemble an airplane on the way down. – Reid Hoffman
- I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it. – Charles Bukowski
- Where can one buy a lit of that *Right Stuff* bravado required to shrug off the fact that your airplane is now a convertible? – Josh Gates
- Communist until you get rich. Feminist until you get married. Atheist until the airplane starts falling. – juanda brahma metta
- Flying in a modern jet airplane doses the human with levels of radiation comparable to those found in nuclear disaster zones. – Steven Magee
- A novelist has to know enough about a subject to fool the passenger next to him on an airplane. – David Foster Wallace
- I was wild and tame and pulled into shreds and crushed into being all at once. – Maggie Stiefvater
- How do you hate someone who pulled you from the brink of death, not once, but twice? – AG Howard
- Military guys are rarely as smart as they think they are, and they’ve never gotten over the fact that civilians run the military. – Maureen Dowd
- I’ve given guys blow jobs just because I’ve run out of things to talk about.’Oh, Rae. Who hasn’t – Anne Lamott