My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Rodney Dangerfield
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- If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near forty. – Chris Rock
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- Years of love, followed by heartache. Those are the years that define me.Those are the years that know-“ love’s eternity is you. – C Elizabeth
- There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
- We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.’ -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of daughter Annie – Deborah Heiligman
- I wouldn’t be a good wife, but I would be a wife in a way that was cinematically compelling. – Gabby Bess
- I have a theory that while a man might not always get the wife he wants or needs, he always gets the wife he deserves. – Marlon James
- A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A righteous wife is a respectful wife. – Habeeb Akande
- The better the wife,the happier the man.The happier the man,the happier the wife. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I’m a post-menopausal woman who’s lived in a man’s world for twenty years. A more cynical, cruel creature it’s hard to find. – Mo Hayder
- If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. – Lenny Bruce
- The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep – AP Herbert
- Fifty year old wealthy man resents twenty five year old middle class man, without recalling that 25 years back even he was a poor man. – Amit Kalantri
- There’s something quite special about a granny’s house. Even if ten or twenty or thirty years go by, you never forget how it smells. – Fredrik Backman
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- Language, when it finally comes, has the vigor of a felon pardoned after twenty-one years on hold. Sudden, raw, stripped to its underwear. – Toni Morrison
- I prayed for freedom for twenty years, but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. – Frederick Dougl
- Twenty years old and this man stood ready to take on the world, all for the sake of our unborn baby. – AB Shepherd
- Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Who can see twenty-five years into the future?- she had asked. -œYour guess is as good as theirs. Confidence is everything. – John Perkins
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- You’ve lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it. – Jennifer Crusie
- Even sentenced to twenty-five years in prison Ted didn’t get what he deserved. Maybe his prison mates would give it to him. – Suzie Ivy
- It was him, thirty years too old, twenty pounds too light, & forty watts too dim maybe, but him. – Michael Chabon
- I’m thirty-six years old, but I don’t feel like it. Some days I feel like I’m twenty-one, some days I feel like I’m pushing sixty. – Sarah Colonna