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If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.

If he’s not real, you’ll know. Men have never washed a rented car.
– Saleem Sharma

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  1. Women are suspicious. Men are devious. Infinite loop. – Saleem Sharma
  2. A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America. – Ilya Ilf
  3. Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me. – Katie MacAlister
  4. The ‘incredible frog hotel’-”really a local bed and breakfast-”…the frogs stay (in their tanks) in a block of rented rooms. – Elizabeth Kolbert
  5. Some people make a difference, some people make you different. – Saleem Sharma
  6. Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury. – Saleem Sharma
  7. I wish that the last breath of your life is a sigh of relief. – Saleem Sharma
  8. The most overpowering will is the will to not work. – Saleem Sharma
  9. As we grow up, nothing changes more than the definition of loss. – Saleem Sharma
  10. That feeling when you know you’re being fought for. – Saleem Sharma
  11. A tank full of life and a running tap. – Saleem Sharma
  12. If the wealth you’ve accumulated is in the form of friends, family and books, then you’re doing life right. – Saleem Sharma
  13. Maybe you are a memory who is supposed to live forever. – Saleem Sharma
  14. When two lovers discover a language of their own. – Saleem Sharma
  15. If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it, or you’re up to something. – Saleem Sharma
  16. A thousand moments lost because you took them for granted, just because you expected a thousand more. – Saleem Sharma
  17. Sometimes words are just a crude translation of love. – Saleem Sharma
  18. A star-spangled sky and you were looking the other way,the night beckoned and waited and you waited for the day. – Saleem Sharma
  19. You’re reading one of those books in which the author is in love with the reader. My life. – Saleem Sharma
  20. To stand a storm and get blown away by her whisper. – Saleem Sharma
  21. Your woman should always be short of words and full of kisses. – Saleem Sharma
  22. To sleep and being able to. RareTo sleep and deserve it. Rarer. – Saleem Sharma
  23. You’re a part of the order if you’re not against it. – Saleem Sharma
  24. The worst thing about being perfect is that you can’t make mistakes. – Saleem Sharma
  25. You sip the water from the same ocean in which all the hope was lost. Us – Saleem Sharma
  26. Kicking a police car? Really?’ Caleb shrugged. ‘Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  27. Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it. – Steven Magee
  28. Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. – Amit Kalantri
  29. When you meet the real problems of life, think of the real lessons of life for the real lessons of life are in the real problems of life – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  30. Reading a book makes a conversation with the author (Robin Sharma on The Cure For Fear – Robin Sharma) – Deyth Banger
  31. The natural gods of men are other men, mythic or real, who embody manhood in men’s eyes. – Jack Donovan
  32. Maybe that is the one real division between men: wood men and desert men. – Kurban Said
  33. Men define intelligence, men define usefulness, men tell us what is beautiful, men even tell us what is womanly – Sally Kempton
  34. Oh, is that my report, father?’ said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his – PG Wodehouse
  35. What a psalm the storm was singing, and how fresh the smell of the washed earth and leaves, and how sweet the still small voices of the storm! – John Muir
  36. In the end we’re all just chalk lines on the concrete Drawn only to be washed away For the time that I’ve been given I am what I am – Five Finger Death Punch
  37. Unapologetically smitten with thunderstorms…the thought of rough sex beneath an acid washed moon and hydrated stars… – Brandi L Bates
  38. Anger was washed away in the river along with any obligation. – Ernest Hemingway
  39. Even our tears of repentance need to be washed in the blood of the Lamb. – Jerry Bridges
  40. Fear and hopelessness washed over her. She was looking her own mortality in the face, and it was a horrifying thing to do. – Rose Wynters

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