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you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

you’re so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
– Sherrilyn Kenyon

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  1. Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  2. Life has been dark but full of light; sad, but full of joy; disappointing, but full of hope; needy but full of plenty, sick but full of health. – Reverend Ada Slaton Bonds
  3. Well, someone slap my ???? and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  4. Boy, you knock on the devil’s door and he will head slam you through the wall. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  5. You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  6. Don’t cross me Scooby-Doo. I’m not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  7. Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I’m the woman for him?~ Susan – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  8. You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  9. Kicking a police car? Really?’ Caleb shrugged. ‘Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  10. Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  11. The worst wounds, the deadliest of them, aren’t the ones people see on the outside. They’re the ones that make us bleed internally. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  12. Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  13. The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel… its poverty by how little. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  14. It’s amazing the damage we do to ourselves and others when all we’re trying to do is protect ourselves from being hurt. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  15. Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  16. See I’m the reckless and wild one who saves him from being boring. It’s why we’re perfect for each other. We balance. – Madame Selena – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  17. In the heart and in the soul, evil takes its wicked toll. When moonlight shines like flowing blood, over the earth, the Daimons will flood – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  18. Where I am always thou art. Thy image lives within my heart – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  19. Dying’s easy. It’s living that’s hard. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  20. For those who want to believe, no proof is ever required. For those who refuse to believe, no proof is ever enough. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  21. Trust the Simi. She ain’t never wrong. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  22. Please Julian,- she whispered to him as he slept beside her. -œDon’t leave me. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  23. Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she’d be laughing at them.-Darling’s thoughts – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  24. You don’t tap on the Devil’s shoulder unless you’re willing to dance to his tune. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  25. By understanding the nuances of the world around you and how to survive the temptations, you can rule anything. Even yourself – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  26. Experience has tutored me well that most will lie or cheat to get the better hand. It’s why I prefer solitude to social interaction. – Bethany – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  27. Experience has tutored me well that most will lie or cheat to get the better hand. It’s why I prefer solitude to social interaction. – Bethany – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  28. Sorrow spares no one, and scars respect no person. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  29. Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden) – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  30. Lips and tongues lie. But actions never do. No matter what words are spoken, actions betray the truth of everyone’s heart. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  31. People started down the road with good intentions, but the moment the road became rough or difficult, they’d abandon it. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  32. You know he loves you, right? (Amanda)Yeah, but emotions don’t have brains. (Ash)- About Nick – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  33. He might fight under my badge, Bet’anya, but you’re the only one he would die for. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  34. I never violate my oaths or my codes… Only international laws. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  35. Sometimes things have to go wrong in order to go right. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  36. Any game plan? (Xypher)Don’t die. (Sin)I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. (Xypher) – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  37. Talon glanced wistfully at his drink as he debated what should take priority. ‘Coffee-¦ Daimons-¦ Coffee-¦ Daimons-¦ – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  38. I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  39. …it is by our actions that we are destroyed or saved. The choice is ours. – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  40. The worst decisions in life we make are always the one we make out of fear. – Sherrilyn Kenyon

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