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If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not ????. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.

If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich…not ????. Hell I’d even settle for being called Chard.
– Simone Elkeles

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  1. And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
  2. When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each – Simone Elkeles
  3. Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
  4. Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper. – Simone Elkeles
  5. Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. – Simone Elkeles
  6. Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
  7. Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
  8. Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
  9. But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
  10. Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
  11. Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles
  12. …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles
  13. Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
  14. Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
  15. Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles
  16. Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
  17. I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
  18. To be a better person, spend less time filling out your personal scorecard and more time being kind . . . to you. – Philip Chard
  19. Don’t settle. If you settle, you already know it’s below your standards. You are entitled to the best this life has to offer. – Karen A Baquiran
  20. No one spoke more about hell than Jesus did, and the hell He came to save men from was not only a hell on earth . . .it was something to come. – Billy Graham
  21. People ask whether there is Hell. Yes, there is Hell: Hate is Hell! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  22. To hell with you. To hell with you and to hell with the Internet. – Ray Bradbury
  23. Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed In one self place, for where we are is hell, And where hell is must we ever be. – Christopher Marlowe
  24. It hurt like hell, but at least it felt true. Her mind could settle into that pain. – Faith McKay
  25. I want to corrupt you, get dirty and rough with you because I know this sexy-as-hell body can take it.-–Ciaran Ross, Killer Curves – Naima Simone
  26. Forgive me….I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. – Lloyd Alexander
  27. In World War One, they called it shell shock. Second time around, they called it battle fatigue. After ‘Nam, it was post-traumatic stress disorder. – Jan Karon
  28. Undecided thoughts’ is called the mind. -˜Decided thoughts’ is called the intellect. – Dada Bhagwan
  29. This’ is not called a religion, -˜This’ is called a science (vignan). Religion keeps changing, science does not change. – Dada Bhagwan
  30. There are two different categories of love. The first category is called a fairytale. The second category of love is called just another lesson – Taylor Swift
  31. Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress: Working hard for something we love is called passion. – Simon Sinek
  32. When people communicate deceit, it’s called politics. When people communicate honesty, it’s called art. – Gerard de Marigny
  33. It is high time that we had a subject called Childrening, as we have one called Parenting! – Sandeep Sahajpal
  34. . . . for men felt therein the presence of that great human thing which is called law, and that great divine thing which is called justice. – Victor Hugo
  35. The poor lads called and called, but they were grown and had forgotten the best places to hide. – J Anderson Coats
  36. An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  37. School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. Being called a murderer: fine, I have no objection to that. It’s a fact: I am a sinner, a fallen human. But to be called a murderer by the police! – Aravind Adiga
  40. I am too young to be called wise and I am too old to be called young. – Santosh Kalwar

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