
If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich…not ????. Hell I’d even settle for being called Chard.
– Simone Elkeles
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- And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
- When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each – Simone Elkeles
- Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
- Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper. – Simone Elkeles
- Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. – Simone Elkeles
- Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
- Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
- Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
- But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
- Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
- Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles
- …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles
- Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
- Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
- Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles
- Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
- I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
- To be a better person, spend less time filling out your personal scorecard and more time being kind . . . to you. – Philip Chard
- Don’t settle. If you settle, you already know it’s below your standards. You are entitled to the best this life has to offer. – Karen A Baquiran
- No one spoke more about hell than Jesus did, and the hell He came to save men from was not only a hell on earth . . .it was something to come. – Billy Graham
- People ask whether there is Hell. Yes, there is Hell: Hate is Hell! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- To hell with you. To hell with you and to hell with the Internet. – Ray Bradbury
- Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed In one self place, for where we are is hell, And where hell is must we ever be. – Christopher Marlowe
- It hurt like hell, but at least it felt true. Her mind could settle into that pain. – Faith McKay
- I want to corrupt you, get dirty and rough with you because I know this sexy-as-hell body can take it.-–Ciaran Ross, Killer Curves – Naima Simone
- Forgive me….I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. – Lloyd Alexander
- In World War One, they called it shell shock. Second time around, they called it battle fatigue. After ‘Nam, it was post-traumatic stress disorder. – Jan Karon
- Undecided thoughts’ is called the mind. -˜Decided thoughts’ is called the intellect. – Dada Bhagwan
- This’ is not called a religion, -˜This’ is called a science (vignan). Religion keeps changing, science does not change. – Dada Bhagwan
- There are two different categories of love. The first category is called a fairytale. The second category of love is called just another lesson – Taylor Swift
- Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress: Working hard for something we love is called passion. – Simon Sinek
- When people communicate deceit, it’s called politics. When people communicate honesty, it’s called art. – Gerard de Marigny
- It is high time that we had a subject called Childrening, as we have one called Parenting! – Sandeep Sahajpal
- . . . for men felt therein the presence of that great human thing which is called law, and that great divine thing which is called justice. – Victor Hugo
- The poor lads called and called, but they were grown and had forgotten the best places to hide. – J Anderson Coats
- An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Being called a murderer: fine, I have no objection to that. It’s a fact: I am a sinner, a fallen human. But to be called a murderer by the police! – Aravind Adiga
- I am too young to be called wise and I am too old to be called young. – Santosh Kalwar