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I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
– Stanley Victor Paskavich

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