I spilled spot remover on my dog now he’s gone.
– Steven Wright
Related Quotes:
- Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving. – Steven Wright
- The uncreative mind can spot wrong answers, but it takes a very creative mind to spot wrong questions. – Anthony Jay
- as if all the years haven’t dulled that moment. She’s staring at a spot of air in front of it, and I know, in that spot of air, is her son. – Cath Crowley
- In a civilization when love is gone we turn to justice and when justice is gone we turn to power and when power is gone we turn to violence. – Kare Anderson
- You can’t ever really have enough worth that when you’re gone, the spot you left won’t close over. – Laura Florand
- If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness. – Marjorie Garber
- The saying goes that for a wound caused by dog bite to heal you have to eat that same dog, and I did scoop up a mouthful for myself – Han Kang
- You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you’ve never known. – Michael P Naughton
- Touch not the fighting-dog without a glove.Give me a fighting-dog and I come alive.Fighting-dogs always meant more to Tom Mitchell than people. – John Duncan
- To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer
- When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn’t let the dog in the recovery room. – Sandy Nathan
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. – Mark Twain
- The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. – James Thurber
- LOOK AT HIM! Mum, LOOK! OUR NEW DOG! ISN’T HE A BEAUTY?--œAnother DOG!- came Maia’s amazed voice. – Sonal Panse
- A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person. – Mugsy Peabody
- Be prepared. A dog is adorable and noble.A dog is a true and loving friend. A dogis also a hedonist. – Mary Oliver
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. – William Shakespeare
- Bumblestripe: -œI think we showed them.-Hazeltail: -œShowed them what? How much blood can be spilled in a pointless battle? – Erin Hunter
- …but the power of spilled blood overwhelmed the good intentions of those who wanted to end the violence. – Jeffrey Goldberg
- Don’t lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk – Bangambiki Habyarimana
- Reality spilled out into the alley like water from an overfilled bowl – as sound, as smell, as image, as plea, as response. – Haruki Murakami
- Annushka has already bought the sunflower oil, and has not only bought it, but has already spilled it. – Mikhail Bulgakov
- …this is what death does to you, it takes and takes, so that all that is left of your memories is a faint tracing of spilled ash. – Hilary Mantel
- For Arthur, words gathered in waterfall thoughts that spilled off the page into the pools of imaginaton collecting in his head. – Christopher Scotton
- …I deliberately spilled the black ink of despair because my perfect soul was a stained glass illusion – can you understand that?… – John Geddes
- Girls spilled drinks down their dresses and flicked their hair. Wishing anyone, maybe even you, would notice them… You were someone to me. – Kate Chisman
- Life is like a book written with lots of surprises,Spell it wrongly and you’ll be spilled otherwise. – Ana Claudia Antunes
- She spilled rice on my knee, and she smiled. I wanted her to spill a thousand things on me, lava, acid, bricks, anything, and smile each time – Ann Brashares
- The fear of loving a dog, is knowing one day they’ll be gone and you could never find eyes that express all that you feel. – Robert M Drake
- Nature has gone to great lengths to hide our subconscious from ourselves. Why? – Robert Wright
- In the daylight we knowwhat’s gone is gone,but at night it’s different.Nothing gets finished,not dying, not mourning; – Margaret Atwood
- Trust isn’t just the greatest currency, it’s the only currency. Once trust is gone in any form of currency, the value is gone. – Richie Norton
- One minute the teacher was talking about the Civil War. And the next minute he was gone. There. Gone. No ‘poof.’ No flash of light. No explosion. – Michael Grant
- Even before you’ve gone anywhere, you feel like you’ve gone somewhere – Deborah Ellis
- There’re three reasonspeople get away from here:gone good, gone bad orgone dead. – Emma Cameron
- Now seen…now gone,The ????erfly flits in and outThrough fence-hung flowers;But a life lived so close to themI envy…though it’s here and gone. – Saigy