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Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that’s not loaded down with manure?
– Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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  25. You have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can do about that. Now, you can drown in the stink, or turn it into compost and grow a garden. – Rebecca ODonnell
  26. The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrant. It is its natural manure. – Thomas Jefferson
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