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I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

I guess we’re oil and water. (Phoebe)I’d say we’re more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)
– Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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