Top Arse Quotes

  • …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. – David Mitchell

    …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.– David Mitchell

  • Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? – Lilly James

    Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse?– Lilly James

  • Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper

    Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.– Molly Harper

  • What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg – Jamie Scallion

    What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg– Jamie Scallion

  • I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. – Suzanne M Sabol

    I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat.– Suzanne M Sabol

  • Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. – Hal Duncan

    Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.– Hal Duncan

  • Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride. – Ian Martin

    Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.– Ian Martin

  • The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. – Mark Rice

    The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff.– Mark Rice

  • To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off. – Gary Edward Gedall

    To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.– Gary Edward Gedall

  • Pete couldn’t believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they’d once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. – Alexei Sayle

    Pete couldn’t believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they’d once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.– Alexei Sayle