Top Asses Quotes

  • Keep the guests company, and mind your asses! Stay out of the hall before my chamber! – Sai Marie Johnson

    Keep the guests company, and mind your asses! Stay out of the hall before my chamber!– Sai Marie Johnson

  • They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn’t smell so strongly of shit. – Patrick Bryant

    They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn’t smell so strongly of shit.– Patrick Bryant

  • Be the master of your craft in black and white, kick asses and run wild with it locally and globally. – Desmond Oshifeso

    Be the master of your craft in black and white, kick asses and run wild with it locally and globally.– Desmond Oshifeso

  • You can’t say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys. – Allan Dare Pearce

    You can’t say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.– Allan Dare Pearce

  • After all we’d been through, we still couldn’t take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other’s throats. – Max Brooks

    After all we’d been through, we still couldn’t take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other’s throats.– Max Brooks

  • Respect those who respects you, kick asses who don’t. – PRIYANSHU JOSHI

    Respect those who respects you, kick asses who don’t.– PRIYANSHU JOSHI

  • The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. – Thomas Sydenham

    The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.– Thomas Sydenham

  • Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn’t bump their asses when they hopped – Sherri Desbois

    Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn’t bump their asses when they hopped– Sherri Desbois

  • We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit? – AJ Culpepper

    We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit?– AJ Culpepper

  • In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses’ asses than horses. – Jeffrey Fry

    In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses’ asses than horses.– Jeffrey Fry