Top Aunt Quotes

  • So you’re an angel, fine, that’s terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel) – Peter S Beagle

    So you’re an angel, fine, that’s terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel)– Peter S Beagle

  • My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family. – Jennifer Ashley

    My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.– Jennifer Ashley

  • An aunt is a safe haven for a child. Someone who will keep your secrets and is always on your side. – Sara Sheridan

    An aunt is a safe haven for a child. Someone who will keep your secrets and is always on your side.– Sara Sheridan

  • It isn’t often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them. – PG Wodehouse

    It isn’t often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.– PG Wodehouse

  • I had an aunt named ‘abnormal Shauna’ once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident. – Joshua Donellan

    I had an aunt named ‘abnormal Shauna’ once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.– Joshua Donellan

  • Fate has given you a chance of stepping out of your comfort zone. Take the trip. (Aunt Eve talking to Febronia) – Clotilde Martinez

    Fate has given you a chance of stepping out of your comfort zone. Take the trip. (Aunt Eve talking to Febronia)– Clotilde Martinez

  • You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think sheʹs joking. – Richelle Mead

    You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think sheʹs joking.– Richelle Mead

  • …a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone’s least-favourite aunt. – Adam Rex

    …a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone’s least-favourite aunt.– Adam Rex

  • I can’t make out what they’re saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. – Emma Chase

    I can’t make out what they’re saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language.– Emma Chase

  • This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. – PG Wodehouse

    This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.– PG Wodehouse