Top Babies Quotes

  • The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies. – Elizabeth Peters

    The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies.– Elizabeth Peters

  • Perfection only exists in babies and pastries. – Gayle Wray

    Perfection only exists in babies and pastries.– Gayle Wray

  • Perfection only exists in babies and pastries.– Gayle Wray

  • If men had to have babies there wouldn’t be any sex life left. – Thorne Smith

    If men had to have babies there wouldn’t be any sex life left.– Thorne Smith

  • I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill? – Sophie Oak

    I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?– Sophie Oak

  • I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?– Sophie Oak

  • In case you haven’t heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed. – Cassi Clark

    In case you haven’t heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed.– Cassi Clark

  • Oh, I don’t wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too. – LM Montgomery

    Oh, I don’t wonder babies always cry when they wake up in the night. So often I want to do it too.– LM Montgomery

  • As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood calling out to a predator. – Carlos Ruiz Zafn

    As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood calling out to a predator.– Carlos Ruiz Zafn

  • We only have babies when we’re young enough not to know how grim life turns out. – Gregory Maguire

    We only have babies when we’re young enough not to know how grim life turns out.– Gregory Maguire