Top Balls Quotes

  • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! – Emily Giffin

    Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!– Emily Giffin

  • Let him lust for you until he has blue balls – Sylvia Day

    Let him lust for you until he has blue balls– Sylvia Day

  • If Gage finds out, he’s going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all. – Paige Tyler

    If Gage finds out, he’s going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all.– Paige Tyler

  • we’re going balls to the wall, guys. Our sneak-and-peak just turned into a hostage rescue. – Melissa Cutler

    we’re going balls to the wall, guys. Our sneak-and-peak just turned into a hostage rescue.– Melissa Cutler

  • We’re going balls to the wall, guys. Our sneak-and-peak just turned into a hostage rescue – Melissa Cutler

    We’re going balls to the wall, guys. Our sneak-and-peak just turned into a hostage rescue– Melissa Cutler

  • … With a slight miscalculated leap cleared to the iron picket fence. Put the fear of God into me, picket fences and balls don’t mix. – JP Donleavy

    … With a slight miscalculated leap cleared to the iron picket fence. Put the fear of God into me, picket fences and balls don’t mix.– JP Donleavy

  • Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you’re in the driver’s seat. – Reece Butler

    Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you’re in the driver’s seat.– Reece Butler

  • -¦golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying. – Pawan Mishra

    -¦golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.– Pawan Mishra

  • And the wind shall say: ‘Here were decent Godless people:Their only monument the asphalt roadAnd a thousand lost golf balls. – TS Eliot

    And the wind shall say: ‘Here were decent Godless people:Their only monument the asphalt roadAnd a thousand lost golf balls.– TS Eliot

  • BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW. – Bruce Robinson

    BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.– Bruce Robinson