Top Banana Quotes

  • Apes or human -“ we all made the same mistake, tempted by shifting leaves or the smell of sex, by music or a ripe banana. – Kathryn Davis

    Apes or human -“ we all made the same mistake, tempted by shifting leaves or the smell of sex, by music or a ripe banana.– Kathryn Davis

  • To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine. – Marshall McLuhan

    To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine.– Marshall McLuhan

  • our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another – Gabriel Garca Mrquez

    our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another– Gabriel Garca Mrquez

  • Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.-¨ – Dark Jar Tin Zoo

    Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.-¨– Dark Jar Tin Zoo

  • Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. – VS Ramachandran

    Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.– VS Ramachandran

  • A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. – Suzy Kassem

    A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.– Suzy Kassem

  • the song of the deadheavy as rain on the wide banana leaveshard as drums – Antonio Cisneros

    the song of the deadheavy as rain on the wide banana leaveshard as drums– Antonio Cisneros

  • Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. – TheFlamingPopsicle

    Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.– TheFlamingPopsicle

  • Eating a twin banana does not necessarily mean that you are enjoying a double portion. – Hanimoz Obey

    Eating a twin banana does not necessarily mean that you are enjoying a double portion.– Hanimoz Obey

  • I want to rip the rest of those ????ons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana… – Heather M Orgeron

    I want to rip the rest of those ????ons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana…– Heather M Orgeron