Top Beer Quotes

  • What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness. – Robert Kroese

    What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness.– Robert Kroese

  • Listening to Led Zeppelin’s Heartbreaker while reading your own book, sipping a beer after midnight, is a satisfying feeling…however fleeting. – Jonathan Heatt

    Listening to Led Zeppelin’s Heartbreaker while reading your own book, sipping a beer after midnight, is a satisfying feeling…however fleeting.– Jonathan Heatt

  • The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers ????tails, and even drinks alone. – JC Patrick

    The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers ????tails, and even drinks alone.– JC Patrick

  • Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you’re just an all-American guy. – Linda Howard

    Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you’re just an all-American guy.– Linda Howard

  • Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,- he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer. – Jo Nesb

    Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,- he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.– Jo Nesb

  • Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust. – Michelle Cuevas

    Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust.– Michelle Cuevas

  • I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. – David Sedaris

    I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.– David Sedaris

  • Here’s the beautiful lady with the beer. – Ernest Hemingway

    Here’s the beautiful lady with the beer.– Ernest Hemingway

  • Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it’s all beer and skittles and no one ever gets hurt.- Phoenix and Ashes – Mercedes Lacky

    Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it’s all beer and skittles and no one ever gets hurt.- Phoenix and Ashes– Mercedes Lacky

  • Finally- no more ruddy show for the folks back home. No pretending it’s all beer and skittles and no one ever gets hurt.- Phoenix and Ashes– Mercedes Lacky