Top Bikini Quotes

  • She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear. – Amanda Usen

    She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear.– Amanda Usen

  • So, what you’re saying is, just because a warrior is a woman doesn’t mean they yhave to wear a chain mail bikini? Like, they could wear…real armor? – Jeremy Whitley

    So, what you’re saying is, just because a warrior is a woman doesn’t mean they yhave to wear a chain mail bikini? Like, they could wear…real armor?– Jeremy Whitley

  • A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about. – Garrison Keillor

    A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.– Garrison Keillor

  • I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. – Libba Bray

    I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.– Libba Bray