Top Bill Quotes

  • By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather body suit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets. – JD Cunegan

    By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather body suit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets.– JD Cunegan

  • They say money is the rude of all evil, however I know poor people that can quite fit the bill. – Anthony Liccione

    They say money is the rude of all evil, however I know poor people that can quite fit the bill.– Anthony Liccione

  • I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel. – Jay Leno

    I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel.– Jay Leno

  • Instantaneous forgiveness can bring longstanding self-preservation, not to mention a cheaper Ralph’s bill on Rolaids. – Ace Antonio Hall

    Instantaneous forgiveness can bring longstanding self-preservation, not to mention a cheaper Ralph’s bill on Rolaids.– Ace Antonio Hall

  • [Bill] Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican. – Michael Moore

    [Bill] Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.– Michael Moore

  • from Bill Clinton speech- People are more impressed by the power of our example rather than the example of our power… – Bill Clinton

    from Bill Clinton speech- People are more impressed by the power of our example rather than the example of our power…– Bill Clinton

  • The clean book bill will be one of the most immoral measures ever adopted. It will throw American art back into the junk heap. – F Scott Fitzgerald

    The clean book bill will be one of the most immoral measures ever adopted. It will throw American art back into the junk heap.– F Scott Fitzgerald

  • Sometimes, when I couldn’t afford to pay the utility bill at the end of the month, I was forced to read by the light of the stories themselves. – Steve Stern

    Sometimes, when I couldn’t afford to pay the utility bill at the end of the month, I was forced to read by the light of the stories themselves.– Steve Stern