Top Boyfriend Quotes

  • It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines] – Fergie

    It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines]– Fergie

  • Oh, I usually pray in Spanish, speak French to my boyfriend, curse in Dutch, and talk German to my German Shepherd – Justin WM Roberts

    Oh, I usually pray in Spanish, speak French to my boyfriend, curse in Dutch, and talk German to my German Shepherd– Justin WM Roberts

  • For the record, telling your boyfriend that your not-as-dead-as-you-might-have-implied mother has been arrested for murder doesn’t go over well – Tracy Weber

    For the record, telling your boyfriend that your not-as-dead-as-you-might-have-implied mother has been arrested for murder doesn’t go over well– Tracy Weber

  • What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary? – Becca Fitzpatrick

    What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary?– Becca Fitzpatrick

  • My boyfriend is a vampire and I’m okay with it. – Laney – Joann I Martin Sowles

    My boyfriend is a vampire and I’m okay with it. – Laney– Joann I Martin Sowles

  • I’ve been thinking.-That snapped Piper back to the present. Coming from your boyfriend, I’ve been thinking was kind of a scary line. – Rick Riordan

    I’ve been thinking.-That snapped Piper back to the present. Coming from your boyfriend, I’ve been thinking was kind of a scary line.– Rick Riordan

  • Can you wait until I’m gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend. – Sean Waller

    Can you wait until I’m gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend.– Sean Waller

  • If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. – Elle Lothlorien

    If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.– Elle Lothlorien

  • You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. – Robyn Carr

    You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.– Robyn Carr

  • I don’t mean to take the bow off the end of your rain, but you gotta be smart about your first boyfriend. – C Kennedy

    I don’t mean to take the bow off the end of your rain, but you gotta be smart about your first boyfriend.– C Kennedy