Top Budget Quotes

  • A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it. – William Feather

    A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.– William Feather

  • The meaning of our lives is to justify where our bosses spent their budget. – Lisa Schaefer

    The meaning of our lives is to justify where our bosses spent their budget.– Lisa Schaefer

  • Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet. – George Carlin

    Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.– George Carlin

  • Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can’t believe we had that in the budget. – The Muppets

    Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can’t believe we had that in the budget.– The Muppets

  • Without vision, a church devolves into a lukewarm, aimless organization characterized by infighting, budget grabbing and a dead heart for the lost. – Todd Stocker

    Without vision, a church devolves into a lukewarm, aimless organization characterized by infighting, budget grabbing and a dead heart for the lost.– Todd Stocker

  • Don’t tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value. – Joe Biden

    Don’t tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value.– Joe Biden

  • dumb cunts vote for whoever throws the biggest promotional budget at them – Sophie Cooke

    dumb cunts vote for whoever throws the biggest promotional budget at them– Sophie Cooke

  • Budgeting has only one rule: Do not go over budget. – Leslie Tayne

    Budgeting has only one rule: Do not go over budget.– Leslie Tayne

  • It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it. – George W Bush

    It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.– George W Bush

  • We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. – Keith Davis

    We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.– Keith Davis