Top Bum Quotes

  • Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby’s bum. – Jeff Bjune

    Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby’s bum.– Jeff Bjune

  • You are either on Wall Street or you’re a bum and there’s nothing in between. – Katya G Cohen

    You are either on Wall Street or you’re a bum and there’s nothing in between.– Katya G Cohen

  • You say that you don’t care about age and that you’re ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure? – Edmund White

    You say that you don’t care about age and that you’re ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure?– Edmund White

  • I have a constant hungry bum. It’s like my own venus fly trap – Monica Merrill Mylet

    I have a constant hungry bum. It’s like my own venus fly trap– Monica Merrill Mylet

  • Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you. – Touaxia Vang

    Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you.– Touaxia Vang

  • Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you.– Touaxia Vang

  • Provide for her Future-”if you can!-”That’s my motto!-”But a man’s just a plain bum who don’t provide for his own Past! – Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

    Provide for her Future-”if you can!-”That’s my motto!-”But a man’s just a plain bum who don’t provide for his own Past!– Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

  • A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum. – Lloyd Jones

    A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.– Lloyd Jones

  • I’m English. We’re about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. – LH Thomson

    I’m English. We’re about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.– LH Thomson