Top Cake Quotes

  • Great! He has indigestion, so let’s torture him with cake. – Kristin Cashore

    Great! He has indigestion, so let’s torture him with cake.– Kristin Cashore

  • If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers. – Michelle M Pillow

    If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.– Michelle M Pillow

  • How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it’s all gone. – Joe Mari Fadrigalan

    How I wished all my problems were just a piece of cake. Eat it entirely and then it’s all gone.– Joe Mari Fadrigalan

  • You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just don’t start choking. – Shantale Finnerty

    You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just don’t start choking.– Shantale Finnerty

  • With our friends, heartbreak is just a piece of cake. – Joselle Anne Gayanes

    With our friends, heartbreak is just a piece of cake.– Joselle Anne Gayanes

  • Writing is a piece of cake. Editing is a slab of liver. – Evels

    Writing is a piece of cake. Editing is a slab of liver.– Evels

  • My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.Christmastime is here. – Richelle E Goodrich

    My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.Christmastime is here.– Richelle E Goodrich

  • I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life. – Chris Cannon

    I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.– Chris Cannon

  • Silence is the best reply to those who provoke you. Smile is like icing on the cake. – Saru Singhal

    Silence is the best reply to those who provoke you. Smile is like icing on the cake.– Saru Singhal

  • We’re a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple. – Gail Carriger

    We’re a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.– Gail Carriger