Top California Quotes

  • Jake, you’re a dern grasshopper,- Augustus said. -œYou ride in yesterday talking Montana, and today you’re talking California. – Larry McMurtry

    Jake, you’re a dern grasshopper,- Augustus said. -œYou ride in yesterday talking Montana, and today you’re talking California.– Larry McMurtry

  • A big hello from California!! And, when in doubt, self-publish, thank you smashwords.com!!! – Nancy Fornataro

    A big hello from California!! And, when in doubt, self-publish, thank you smashwords.com!!!– Nancy Fornataro

  • The eye-roll is a 10.5 on the Ritcher. The Big One. California has slipped into the ocean. – Jandy Nelson

    The eye-roll is a 10.5 on the Ritcher. The Big One. California has slipped into the ocean.– Jandy Nelson

  • California has legislatively barred alimony payments to a dependent spouse who has attempted to murder the supporting spouse. Cal. Fam. Code § 4324. – D Kelly Weisberg

    California has legislatively barred alimony payments to a dependent spouse who has attempted to murder the supporting spouse. Cal. Fam. Code § 4324.– D Kelly Weisberg

  • Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive ???? star cumshots. – CZ Hazard

    Only in California could the night air be lit not by fireflies, but radioactive ???? star cumshots.– CZ Hazard

  • He couldn’t stop the grin that spread across his face. Who knew Miss California would be good in a bar fight. – Codi Gary

    He couldn’t stop the grin that spread across his face. Who knew Miss California would be good in a bar fight.– Codi Gary

  • I played the part well, but I was as fake as a California tan on an Alaskan cheerleader. – Sierra Rose

    I played the part well, but I was as fake as a California tan on an Alaskan cheerleader.– Sierra Rose

  • Unfortunately…I missed out on the California Gold Rush a century before…I’ll be dammed if I miss out on this one. – Timothy Pina

    Unfortunately…I missed out on the California Gold Rush a century before…I’ll be dammed if I miss out on this one.– Timothy Pina

  • I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul. – Crystal Woods

    I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul.– Crystal Woods

  • I suddenly realized I was in California. Warm, palmy air – air you can kiss – and palms. – Jack Kerouac

    I suddenly realized I was in California. Warm, palmy air – air you can kiss – and palms.– Jack Kerouac