Top Camel Quotes

  • I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel. – Tabi Card

    I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel.– Tabi Card

  • … a man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue… – Terry Pratchett

    … a man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue…– Terry Pratchett

  • It’s a special form of scholarly neurosis,´ said Camel. `He’s no longer able to distinguish between life and literature.´ – David Lodge

    It’s a special form of scholarly neurosis,´ said Camel. `He’s no longer able to distinguish between life and literature.´– David Lodge

  • Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality! – Mehmet Murat ildan

    Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality!– Mehmet Murat ildan

  • Show a man too many camels’ bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. – Idries Shah

    Show a man too many camels’ bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one.– Idries Shah

  • To be a good at something you have to be intelligent like an elephant, sly like a fox and patient like a camel. – MZRiffi

    To be a good at something you have to be intelligent like an elephant, sly like a fox and patient like a camel.– MZRiffi

  • These sciences are camel stallions -” use books to line them up these couplets are runaways -” use books for them as halters. – Unknown

    These sciences are camel stallions -” use books to line them up these couplets are runaways -” use books for them as halters. – Unknown

  • If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. – Jussi AdlerOlsen

    If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.– Jussi AdlerOlsen

  • On horseback you feel as if you’re moving in time to classical music a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. – Walter Moers

    On horseback you feel as if you’re moving in time to classical music a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. – Walter Moers